Why Abuses tell you more about your city than the culture!!! Part2-delhi

Now as we continue our series further into different cities we  pitstop at Delhi or the NCR Region. Our Country's shining Capital ( Np Pun et all! ). Now Delhi has amazing roads and space. People have a lifestyle  of elegance , glamour , lifestyles and show off:P

delhi has its own charm in its indian ethnic road style of chunky jewelry , handicrafts and higher end shopping and services. Flanked by embassies parties and all those government entities it has regained a status of valour and magnificence.

Before i get more Preachy let us see what the abuses are:P

“abeyy andhaa hai kya saaale .... marne ke liye meri gaadi hi mili hai ..”---Are You Blind Brother In law?(remember the red chilly) did you have to find my vehicle for your filthy death?

"Behen***" bahar aa salle"--Sister Fucker come outside Brother in law ( Now thats irony! )
"ya nachne ki ye hi jagah mili hai”----Why the hell are you dancing in fornt of my car?

A lots of FIGHTS mostly PHYSICAL if you choose to involve yourself.

Lots of ABUSES , Road RACES to pin the overtaker down even if it means going out  of your way! Nautanki unlimited:P(A charming similie to being a street smart rascal )

High road rage

Honking game


Middle fingers and hindi abuses relating to motherfucker sisterfucker , figuratevly….

Thw in of the STRONGER ( aka not mind not soul its the BODY )

Unless you are a bouncer stay away from fights:P ( A joke! )

A very high instance of INVITATION to be a MAN and come out and fight.

Women Drivers ASSUMED TO DRIVE SO. No Physical fights here. A few humming abuses and some undoubted stares that go longer in the pretext of anger.

Involvement with the Police will only mean shelling out money to them , getting wounded and hearing the traffic honks ( pretty much a same picture across all metros)

Dilwalloh Ki Delhi is a place of jugaad like any other metro , but here everyones daddy makes more difference than in other metros. A lavish lifestyle and open spaces and a conservative mind with women the city slaps power onto your face. Unsafe if you are not in your group.Travelling alone with some weapon will do:P

Amazing eat outs and hangouts adds to lifetsyle quotient of Delhies and yes Not THAT skyrocketing estates gives an option to live king size.

Delhi that would be:P