Why Abuses tell you more about your city than the culture!!!

While we drive walk and stumble upon different cities w epick fights. Obviosuly. Now what does the fight nature tell you? EVERYTHING.

This is a new series which il start and tell you exactly HOW Cities VARY just by analysing abuses:P

Lets Start With Mumbai.

Mumbai is a city bound by time. You can buy sex , parenthood , respect , fame , kins , pride...but you cant buy time here.In this series well analyse the various abuses that shall sneak peek to us the Mumbaikars perception to the world ( excuse me they dont care:P)

Following are  few examples of Abuses along with instances and figurative english Translations( Mind you half the magic of the abuse is locked in the tone and the accent. Unfortunately translating it in English only boils it down to figurative meanings! But what the heck.Take it with a pinch of red chilly if you have never had one:P)

General scenario

“dikhta nahi hai kya, bhenchod'-----You cant see> You sisterfucker.

"dekh ke chal na"-----------------------Why cant you watch and walk?

“saale pee ke aya hai kya”----------Are you drunk brother in law( remember the red chilly)


“Aee Lavde dun kya”-------------------"A piece of dick shall i hit you?"

“Ek kaan ke neeche milega na mc ko”--One tight slap under your ear you motherfucker.

"andha hai kya"---------------------------Are you blind?

"Aicha Gho maajhi gaadi milalich hothi kaa?"--You Motherfucker Did you have to find my Car only?

All this Happens If they Have TIME. If not Just a few middle fingers and hand signs to speed to setination

A lot of bikers would not even mind riding on the footpath to get out of the traffic jam.

So Mumbai Tells us

-Its constraint about Time

-Its animal  instinct + luck

-Its constraint about spae.

-Being on the run or being squished.

-High competitiveness.

-Its not survival of the fittest only the SMARTEST

-Youll remain the same if you dont go out of your way.

-Rich or poor no one gives a fuck.Dont waste each others time!

-Respect to stand in line.

-Many will not fight! I can Freaking buy a new car. Big Deal.

Boss we are all connected.If not me someone will knock you down.fUk u

There! That was Mumbai.

Comment for further inferences.

Delhi is NEXT!