Okay now what? well we sat down on the lawn overlooking the pool ( like 10 feet away ) from us. Being a Sunday my friend was expecting som hotties and well i was expecting the sound of ripples of water .
Then we sat aimlessly staring at the pool and the hills. Out of nowhere we saw a jetblack violet shades oomph clad belly hanging smile thronging uncle. Wow.....what hawt property. He blinked at us. We blinked back. He blinked again. I shot back lauging on his face. Yes we were very very wasted:P
He got up like a hippo from the water. he was wearing purple chaddi if i may call it. He got up and his hair assuming well be intrested in a show.I blinked.Its gods gift:P He blinked again. I think my belly would burst with all the laughter hiding inside.
He sped off the pool and whisteld. Then he walked normally looking up alling into the pool as if itw as a cakewalk to fall you know. Then he snorted like a Hippo. Hilarious! i was kind of awe struck. Man versus wild was overtaken with Man plus wild. He stayed close to where we sat assuming his goggles were one way:P He saw and dipped down appearing at many other places. My My he reminded me of the seals we see in shows.He was so proud of making our necks turn.Well and he was. He again would appear in front of us and wade underwater like air was a no no for him.Blink!
He cropped up again this time like an elephant(tuskless) and swayed his head like he was a bimbette shooting in an ad for shampoo. No dandruff see! Then he slid back into the water hoping to surprise us for more. I must tell you they should have charged us like 100 Buks before entering the premises. He then suddenly slid headover while we could see his feet up the water surface and he was straight down into the water. And is aid great now he wants to do yoga. Multi talented Must say.
We burst laughing while he eyed us assuming its admiration. He seemed to have that tangential look we learnt about in trigonometry( Read Hypotenuse).Then he came back with his head up. I wanted to clap. Then we stood up walked along the path of the pool to see if hed follow us.He did!!! Like a dolphin slithering in and out cooing.I wanted to throw a ring. And i then remembered my previous blog Dont Pett around:P
Well we bumped in to the life guards when our hippo came slithering again near to us. He cooed like he was an army code specialist. As if a fleet of 100 thousand crows would come and swoop us out at his cooes. Anyway he came up to the ledge and handed a hip hop chain to the lifeguard and said yo:P Crazy. How cool. Too hott. It got sweaty suddenly:P
I got beserk Laughing.he man is crazy. But i have paid so i shall watch( assume). He circled the pool 15 times in a rage as if hed churn some nectar out like in mahabharat. Dude!!!!
The life guards started laughing too.Presumable The hippo was high. I swear id thought i d call Hippo Muchies and tell them to take him as a brand ambassador. Laughter along with health Hippo could drive all Hospitals to shut.
We spent some more royal moments while he somersaulted in an extremely unfashionably and irritating way! My My.We decided finally that we were tooooo wasted and decided to make some more use of our Sunday.We sped back from the ledge away from the pool while he stole glances at us. Out of nowhere he emerged again removing his goggles ( thats it thankfully:P) and smiling ....
He moved his hands over his belly ( rounder than wada pav ) and then his hair ( volume of an egg yolk) followed by some skipping rope jumps kind of action. No clue what regime was that. the lifeguards too watched in awe not missing TV , entertainment or life anymore:P:P We stopped spell bound. He walked to the changing room and back like he was now learning how to walk :P He then couldn't take it anymore i reckon when he began walking towards us. We ran laughing like wild animals. I must have ran all the way back home laughing till my breaths went out:P He was such a man.
Hew as different.
He had his own Goals.
His own Path.
His own strategy.
He was persistent.
He had an MBA i presume:P
P.S: If you think this was the most wasted Blog here, think again. I might charge you 100 Bucks to watch him again:P
Hilarious!!!! . ..... :)
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